Use the photo I've attached of me or my pet. Design an ugly holiday sweater with that face as the star, knitted into the front. Render the face in chunky knit stitches, simplified like pixel art but still clearly recognizable: the same face shape, skin tone or fur colors, markings, hairstyle, glasses and eye color. Around it, go gloriously over the top: bands of snowflakes and zigzags, knitted reindeer, a row of tiny trees, 3D pom-poms, a fringe of tinsel and one real jingle bell. Below the face, knit the words "{{catchphrase}}" in blocky letters, spelled exactly as written. Palette: cranberry red, forest green, cream and a thread of metallic gold. Show it as a flat-lay product photo on pale wooden floorboards in soft daylight, so the yarn texture and every stitch read clearly. Make it funny, never mean. No other text, logos or watermarks. Format: {{aspect_ratio}}.