PersonalRetro trading card for your pet with funny stats
Use the photo I've attached of my pet, {{pet_name}}. Design a retro 1980s-style sports trading card for them, shown front and back side by side on a table.
Keep my pet's face, markings, fur color and pattern, eye color, ear shape and build exactly as in the photo; don't slim them. The front: an action photo of {{pet_name}} mid-play in a bright team bandana, inside a colored border with a small "Rookie Card" banner in one corner, and "{{pet_name}}" in bold type at the bottom.
The back: off-white card stock with a little wear, a stats table with exactly these labels, each with a funny number: Naps per day, Zoomies speed, Treat accuracy, Good pet rating. Below it, a line that reads "Special move: {{special_skill}}".
Glossy front, slightly faded colors, soft wear on the corners and warm overhead light. No other text, logos or watermarks. Format: landscape, 3:2, to fit both sides.