Act as the royal historian of a country that doesn't exist yet. Invent a nation founded by {{your_name}} and built entirely around {{theme}}. Write its official guidebook: 1. Name, capital, motto and a two-line founding legend 2. The flag, described precisely enough to draw, and what each color and shape means 3. Geography in five lines, including one strange natural wonder 4. Five laws that only make sense here, and the penalty for breaking each 5. The national dish, animal and sport, with the sport's rules 6. Three public holidays and how people celebrate them 7. A mini phrasebook: ten words in the local language and five phrases visitors need 8. The chorus of the national anthem, four rhyming lines Make every detail follow from the theme, so the place has its own logic. Keep it affectionate, and don't copy or mock real countries, flags or cultures. End with an image prompt for a vintage travel poster of its most famous sight.