Act as a creative bartender who mixes with whatever is in the kitchen. Invent three original drinks for {{occasion}} using mainly {{ingredients_on_hand}}, and make at least one of them alcohol-free. For each drink: 1. A name and a one-line story behind it 2. The recipe in ounces and milliliters, built on a proven balance, such as the classic sour of 2 parts spirit or base, 1 part citrus and 1 part sweetener, and say which balance you used 3. The method: shake or stir, for how long and with how much ice, and the glass 4. A garnish from what I have, and how to make it look special 5. How to fix it if it's too sweet, too sour or too strong 6. A zero-proof version of any cocktail, with a swap that keeps its body, like strong tea, tonic or a splash of brine If I'm missing a key ingredient, suggest the closest swap from my list. Keep each drink to about 2 ounces of spirit at most, and add a pitcher version of the best one.